Posts tagged ‘Passive Aggression is Awesome’

I eat toast in bed for revenge.

Oh crumbs. I ate my toast in bed last night.

Oh crumbs Hubbles. Did you really think I’d forget?

Oh crumbs. Crumbs. Crumbs.

Crumbles.

Take that, Mr Hubs.

Take those crumbs.

I got my reveng-umbles.

May 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm 3 comments

Participation Required

Weirdest thing happened.

I wrote a post.

I posted it.

I got doubled my hit count.

Wait, What?!

Ok, so hello to all those new readers out there. Introduce yourselves dammit!

I’ve been overly lame lately. So come on.. Please?

I am excited for the growth that has been evident over this blog. While I haven’t posted many posts, it’s been over two years that I have written here. I have posted a few of the most popular links and a poll…. Tell me which posts are your favourites and need to have a permalink. You can select as many as you wish.

I am also super excited for some additional fun things I am working on! (No Mom/Grandma/Aunties! No babies!)

So vote! And Delurk!

May 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm 5 comments

Apparently I blog about South African politics a lot.

I like South Africa. Honest.

And I like politics. Double Honest.

Politics in South Africa scare the crap out of me.

It scares me that Jacob Zuma is predicted to be elected on Wednesday as the next president of South Africa. btw… read that link above any other link on this post.

Next election I want to be president of South Africa. Oh wait. I can’t.

Maybe if I just get a criminal record first, then I will be applicable.

This is a crock.

The South African so called democracy is such a bunch of flooey.

Pity. Because I like this place. Honest.

April 20, 2009 at 11:06 am 5 comments

Noisy Neighbors

We have new neighbors at the Hiccup’s home.

No I am not being cute here. I really did get new neighbors.

Not cute ones either. They have lived there one night and I have learned the following things about them:

1. They like many things mainly, short big men… who are very short; dance music at odd hours and lots of alcohol

2. Favourite activities include: stealing my parking and singing very loudly along with the ‘beep beeps beeps’ of doof doof music

3. Habits include: leaving the front door open during their clothed orgies, and irritating us by knocking on the door to ask us odd questions when we have ultra conservative guests over.

4. Reason that I dislike them: They hit on my husband with their sultry drunken eyes

And so, I plot my revenge.

Passive aggression is awesome.

April 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm 10 comments