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Giveaway awesomeness

Back off ladies.

I want to win.

But becasue I believe there is enough sunshine in the world

I’ll share.

Sleepyjane is awesome and is hosting a giveaway of note.

Go check it out!

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August 21, 2009 at 3:00 pm 3 comments

Listy-bisty-bobisty-banana fana- fo-fisty

Lists are easy to read. and this makes them fun.

My Extraordinary List of Awesome things:

1. Johnny Depp in the Libertine.



I watched this movie for the fifth thousandth time. Each time I am moved by it.

What is truly enjoying life? At what expense? This movie is rad. (in a oh my word I can never ever show this to anyone- kind of way)

2. Finding The World According to Garp.



I thought it was stolen. But alas, it has been redeemed from the confines of under-my-bed-opolis.

3. Sleep.

’nuff said.

4. Hubs.

He’s really awesome. Even when I lose my temper and yell at him. *blush*

List of Not Awesome Things

1. Spilling bleach on all my black winter clothes.

Stuff you bleach! grr…

2. My University is being retarded.

Stuff you University!

3. Clients.

Anyone who works with the direct public can say this all together:

“stuff you clients!”

4. The Striking Magical fairy that cleans my flat.

Stuff you mag…i…ca.. oh wait. That’s me. I can’t possibly stuff myself. Unless it’s with *copious* amounts of food. And when I do that I get all chubby around my face and that is just so NOT sexy. So no stuffing of ones self here.

(I probably don’t want to know the google results on that one)


Things I am waiting for:


1. Summer time

2. Summer time

3. Partying in the Summer time

4. Warmth and not coldness. (Just FYI: it was -4 this morning when I went to work *shocker*)

This concludes the post where by I sing a gay little song and write random stuff in a list format for you to read and judge me on.

The End.

July 28, 2009 at 7:51 pm 12 comments

Word Vomit (without a point…)

I don’t make friends easily.

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I am not a nice person. I won’t thrill you with my wit or fabulous knowledge of Gucci.

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I, more than likely, will have no stories to tell you about adventure or lust or betrayal.

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I will probably scare the bejeebies out of you with my morbidity and over all dorkiness.

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Because I am a dork.

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And sometimes that scares me.

July 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm 4 comments

Keyword Monday Already! Posted on Sunday night. Yes I am that cool.

Have you ever typed in the term ‘interesting crap’ and actually found something interesting?

Me neither.

It’s time once again for another addition of ‘interesting crap people type into to Google to find my Blog” (version 1 here)

My abso favs.

ipostnaked- Cause clothes are restricting on the creative impetus.

you need to stop drinking cartoon – It’s the right way to get Dad in Rehab.

coloring break the window – Bummer.

point system sex – Is… not what I talk about here. Thanks

thin is beautiful – I blame the media

easy to draw unicorns – Human unicorns might look like this:



sometimes im freaked out of my self – This can become very incovenient.

i love my boyfriend poems – Go somewhere else. Unless you wish to seek Dorothy Parker. And if that’s the case get off your gold digging ass and do something eh!

michael jackson in johnny deep- Um. Like saving ryans privates?

why do i feel like randomly touching things? – Pathetic much?

peeps bath – Right on.

wrinkles near my ears- Oh no! I have wrinkles on my forehead. Classic signs of aging. Facelift anyone?

surgery facebook status update- On google? You look for a Facebook update on google. You’re a smart one!

And about 10 Thousand versions of Michael Jackson’s nose.

It’s the truth.

And I didn’t even share the pornstar ones. Because my sister in law’s family all know I have a blog and who knows? One day they might just read this. And I need them to think highly of me and Hubs… and all.

It’s what’s important.

July 19, 2009 at 7:15 pm 5 comments

Creations

Have you seen my newest favourite cartoon?

If you have a free moment- go check out the collection I’ve posted. If you have recomendations, I would love to hear of some new fabulous cartoon artists!

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Also, I spoke about how my living bones were aching. Oh how I was yearning to DO something awesome!

I had received some oil pastels for Christmas and when I first used them I produced some pretty ugly picture of something completely unrecognisable. Sad day. So I pulled them out again and tried again. Here’s what I came up with.

*Love Garden*

*Love Garden*



It’s A5 sized and coordinates pretty well with the modern/1940’s combo of my kitchen decor. I placed this in my “Creative Pieces” Folder on the top there. I haven’t figured out how to have a drop down of the pages within the Parent page yet (if you can help I will love you forever.) I said this there and I’ll say it again, I didn’t think up the concept of this design. ๐Ÿ™‚ I just added some of my own flavour.

The drawing took me about an hour to get the shading and the shadows right (it actually looks so good in real life. I am proud) and after that I had nothing to do!
So, I got out my laptop and began a new chapter to the novel I’m working on. I’m not too sure if I like it too much, but just creating FELT SO GOOD!

*sigh* I feel more human with a few creations around my home. Whether it is the new cards I stamped up or this drawing or even the wedding album that is nearing completion… it just adds to the beauty of my life. And that in and of itself its worth celebrating!

July 8, 2009 at 7:54 am 6 comments

Some Girls like Men with Facial Hair…



Others prefer some guitar-age.

What is your #1 happiness trait of the opposite sex?

June 24, 2009 at 12:14 pm 3 comments

100 Truths

Right, so I got tagged on Facebook to do this stupid quiz. But I didn’t want to post it on Facebook because, as we all know, people who do that are retards. So instead I’ll post it here, and direct the nosy-rosey who tagged me to this page.

We all know, I am not a retard.

Clearly.

100 Truths:

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage= Hot and delicious Milo
2. last phone call= My Dad this morning
3. last text message= the bank. So lame
4. last song you listened to= The mario brother theme song sung by the multi-talented Hubs.
5. last time you cried= Watching Benjamin Button a few months ago. bah!

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice= I only dated one person. Hubs. But then he wasn’t called David.
7. been cheated on= Nope. Suckers.
8. kissed someone & regretted it= Nope. Glad this isn’t a regret of mine.
9. lost someone special= Who hasn’t lost someone special? Another story for another time.
10. been depressed= I don’t really like that word. Been sad. Been angry. yes.
11. been drunk and threw up= Nope. Gut of steel.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Chocolate Brown
13. Electric Blue and Lime Green
14. Fire truck red. *that reminds me of a joke… “what begins with the letter ‘f’ and ends un ‘uck’? No! Firetruck silly!

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend = I would have to say yes.
16. Fallen out of love= Nopitty nopers
17. Laughed until you cried= I do that all the time! Unfair question!
18. Met someone who changed you= My judgements about certain types of people sure have morphed a bit.
19. Found out who your true friends were= You could say that.
20. Found out someone was talking about you= bahahaha!
21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list= Hubs is on my friends list. Duh.

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = every one.
23. How many kids do you want to have= four
24. Do you have any pets= Only imaginary ones
25. Do you want to change your name= I will be making it legal soon.
26. What did you do for your last birthday= A surprise party ๐Ÿ™‚
27. What time did you wake up today = 7am. Then took a nap at 10 and woke again at 12. I think that equals 9am!
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Sleeping. yay!
29. Name something you can’t wait for= To see Meeka get married!
30. Last time you saw your Mother= ‘Yesterday! ๐Ÿ™‚
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = I wish there wasn’t a big hole in our wall.
32. What are you listening to right now =Hubs playing computer games and giggling at the characters jokes.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom= Yes. And a cat named Tom too.
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now= The cold.
35. Most visited webpage= My google reader and Facebook and twitter
36. Whats your full real name = Lets skip this one for now…
37. Nicknames= We’ve covered this
38. Relationship Status = Happily Married!
39. Zodiac sign = Taurus
40. Male or female? = Female
44. Hair colour = the kind that really needs a touch up.
45. Long or short = Meduim at the moment,
46. Height = I am just between 5ft 10in and 5ft 11in
47. Do you have a crush on someone? =Hubs is one lucky guy.
48: What do you like about yourself? = I am so totally not self centered. And never ever talk about myself.
49. Piercings= 5 in my ears. 3 in my left and 3 in my right.
50. Tattoos = Just one for now.
51. Righty or lefty= righty is tighty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = on my ears when I was a kidling
53. First piercing= ears when I was 10.
54. First best friend= Probably some boys hat lived down the street
55. First sport you joined = Gymnastics. Then I quit. Then Tap Dance then I quit. So not into sports.
56. First vacation= Oh the irony, South Africa when I was 18months.
58. First pair of trainers = Is that like a bra?

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = A tiny bit of custard that I resued from the explosion in my microwave.
60. Drinking = my spit.
61. I’m about to = Go clean the microwave. And then the kichen. And probably the house. in that order.
62. Listening to = myself repeat my answer from number somewhere up there.
63. Waiting on = summer baby.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Yes.
65. Get Married? Check
66. Career? yebo. Freelance writing while being a beach bum mongrel

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes= eyes… lips… both…
68. Hugs or kisses= I actually have a thing against random people touching me
69. Shorter or taller= taller
70. Older or Younger = older
71. Romantic or spontaneous = It hink they are one in the same
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = I’m big into arms.
73. Sensitive or loud = loud
74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship only
75. Trouble maker or hesitant= What is this asking? do you even speak english?

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger = Nope.
77. Drank hard liquor= Yep.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = I am sure I lost my glasses once. But found them a little while later.
79. Sex on first date= meh. No.
80. Broken someone’s heart = Sure have. Sorry to the entire grade 12 class. I really was not that into you.
81. Had your own heart broken = Yes.
82. Been arrested = Only by the grace of God I am sure. Meeka and I= trouble.
83. Turned someone down = without a doubt.
84. Cried when someone died = obviously
85. Fallen for a friend? = Stupid question.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = yes
87. Miracles= Yes
88. Love at first sight?= No. I believe in attraction at first sight and I believe that love is a choice.
89. Heaven= yes
90. Santa Claus = Never did the santa thing.
91. Kiss on the first date= Nope. Hubs got to wait 2 months for my kisses.
92. Angels= Yes, but not like everyone else does.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time= nope
95. Did you sing today? = Life is nothing but a musical!
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = I cheat in poker all the time. Does that count?
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= I wouldn’t. What has happened in the past has made me who I am.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Any one of the days that my friends and I hooked up and partied the night away. Love you girls!
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?= Not so much. Obviously
100. Posting this as 100 truths? I already did.

So that was a bit retarded. Maybe its not the POSTING of a note that is retarded but the time that you spendย  to fill out something so retarded that make you a retard.

Oh well… Clap for the retard.

*bow*

June 14, 2009 at 2:10 am 12 comments

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