Posts tagged ‘I realise I am lame. Thanks’

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Lists are easy to read. and this makes them fun.

My Extraordinary List of Awesome things:

1. Johnny Depp in the Libertine.



I watched this movie for the fifth thousandth time. Each time I am moved by it.

What is truly enjoying life? At what expense? This movie is rad. (in a oh my word I can never ever show this to anyone- kind of way)

2. Finding The World According to Garp.



I thought it was stolen. But alas, it has been redeemed from the confines of under-my-bed-opolis.

3. Sleep.

’nuff said.

4. Hubs.

He’s really awesome. Even when I lose my temper and yell at him. *blush*

List of Not Awesome Things

1. Spilling bleach on all my black winter clothes.

Stuff you bleach! grr…

2. My University is being retarded.

Stuff you University!

3. Clients.

Anyone who works with the direct public can say this all together:

“stuff you clients!”

4. The Striking Magical fairy that cleans my flat.

Stuff you mag…i…ca.. oh wait. That’s me. I can’t possibly stuff myself. Unless it’s with *copious* amounts of food. And when I do that I get all chubby around my face and that is just so NOT sexy. So no stuffing of ones self here.

(I probably don’t want to know the google results on that one)


Things I am waiting for:


1. Summer time

2. Summer time

3. Partying in the Summer time

4. Warmth and not coldness. (Just FYI: it was -4 this morning when I went to work *shocker*)

This concludes the post where by I sing a gay little song and write random stuff in a list format for you to read and judge me on.

The End.

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July 28, 2009 at 7:51 pm 12 comments

I have a secret

I’ve heard that everyone has a weird neurotic trait. For some, its an alterego. For others it is a tick or learning disability.

I have several imagined neurotic traits. Several neurotic dislikes that I have accepted as a personality trait.

I’ve got to be the biggest freakshow occupying the planet.

But, the most embarrassing and frusterating and not imagined trait I have… is my secret.

I stutter. *cringe*

I work hard to not let it take over my whole speech all the time. Hubs thinks it cute. My family thinks it slightly annoying. But when I am excited or nervous my words sound like they are in a blender.

It’s do frustrating to not be able to communicate like a normal human being. Or to be angry and have my words tumble out sounding nothing like I meant them too.

So it’s share time. What is your secret or not so secret trait?

June 4, 2009 at 8:23 am 7 comments

Pop (goes the weasel) art.

They {Pop art pieces) don’t pretend to be precious stuff; they’ll be torn down in a little while and others will be put up and so on: they don’t give a damn! That’s great- and that’s art by God, and the best kind, mixed in with life, art without any bluffing or boasting and with in the easy reach of ordinary guys. – Felix Feneon

June 2, 2009 at 2:05 am 2 comments

Sometimes we all need a little giggle.


Third week of surpressed joy.

But this cartoon unleashed it! 🙂

**image via whiteninja.com

May 26, 2009 at 10:07 am 3 comments

It’s about you.

Today is about you:

What do you wish there was more hype about?

Or

What do you wish there was less hype about?

Less hype about: Winter

I am so over winter. Let’s not talk about it any longer. Maybe if we ignore it it will go away.

More hype about: Sleep.

Sleep. There should be more of it.

Your turn

May 21, 2009 at 6:35 am 4 comments