Keyword Monday Already! Posted on Sunday night. Yes I am that cool.

July 19, 2009 at 7:15 pm 5 comments

Have you ever typed in the term ‘interesting crap’ and actually found something interesting?

Me neither.

It’s time once again for another addition of ‘interesting crap people type into to Google to find my Blog” (version 1 here)

My abso favs.

ipostnaked- Cause clothes are restricting on the creative impetus.

you need to stop drinking cartoon – It’s the right way to get Dad in Rehab.

coloring break the window – Bummer.

point system sex – Is… not what I talk about here. Thanks

thin is beautiful – I blame the media

easy to draw unicorns – Human unicorns might look like this:

sometimes im freaked out of my self – This can become very incovenient.

i love my boyfriend poems – Go somewhere else. Unless you wish to seek Dorothy Parker. And if that’s the case get off your gold digging ass and do something eh!

michael jackson in johnny deep- Um. Like saving ryans privates?

why do i feel like randomly touching things? – Pathetic much?

peeps bath – Right on.

wrinkles near my ears- Oh no! I have wrinkles on my forehead. Classic signs of aging. Facelift anyone?

surgery facebook status update- On google? You look for a Facebook update on google. You’re a smart one!

And about 10 Thousand versions of Michael Jackson’s nose.

It’s the truth.

And I didn’t even share the pornstar ones. Because my sister in law’s family all know I have a blog and who knows? One day they might just read this. And I need them to think highly of me and Hubs… and all.

It’s what’s important.


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. ScoMan  |  July 20, 2009 at 8:25 am

    Why does everyone else get such cool keyword searches? Mine suck. People who find my blog suck. Everyone who reads my blog.. is awesome.

    There are some interesting ones there. The Michael Jackson in Johnny Depp one is going to keep me awake all night.

    • 2. touchingjoy  |  July 21, 2009 at 2:38 pm

      It’s worse than just in Johnny Depp. He’s in Johnny DEEP!

  • 3. ChinkyMel  |  July 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    OH my that was funny. and Saving Ryans Private! hahahahaha…hilarious! I wonder what keywords would come up for my blog… =)

    • 4. touchingjoy  |  July 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm

      I use a WordPress widget for my stats, but previously used Stat Counter. Stat Counter does really well on Blogspot blogs. Give it a try! 🙂

  • 5. MiSS RAmbLEs  |  July 21, 2009 at 8:54 am

    this just proves how stupid people can be. wot are they really expecting. i know google answers all but seriously!

    but on the plus side they made me laugh laugh laugh. i must go through mine and see what leads people to mybloggy blog!

    ps loved the barbie unicorn!


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