100 Truths

June 14, 2009 at 2:10 am 12 comments

Right, so I got tagged on Facebook to do this stupid quiz. But I didn’t want to post it on Facebook because, as we all know, people who do that are retards. So instead I’ll post it here, and direct the nosy-rosey who tagged me to this page.

We all know, I am not a retard.


100 Truths:

1. last beverage= Hot and delicious Milo
2. last phone call= My Dad this morning
3. last text message= the bank. So lame
4. last song you listened to= The mario brother theme song sung by the multi-talented Hubs.
5. last time you cried= Watching Benjamin Button a few months ago. bah!

6. dated someone twice= I only dated one person. Hubs. But then he wasn’t called David.
7. been cheated on= Nope. Suckers.
8. kissed someone & regretted it= Nope. Glad this isn’t a regret of mine.
9. lost someone special= Who hasn’t lost someone special? Another story for another time.
10. been depressed= I don’t really like that word. Been sad. Been angry. yes.
11. been drunk and threw up= Nope. Gut of steel.

12. Chocolate Brown
13. Electric Blue and Lime Green
14. Fire truck red. *that reminds me of a joke… “what begins with the letter ‘f’ and ends un ‘uck’? No! Firetruck silly!

15. Made a new friend = I would have to say yes.
16. Fallen out of love= Nopitty nopers
17. Laughed until you cried= I do that all the time! Unfair question!
18. Met someone who changed you= My judgements about certain types of people sure have morphed a bit.
19. Found out who your true friends were= You could say that.
20. Found out someone was talking about you= bahahaha!
21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list= Hubs is on my friends list. Duh.

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = every one.
23. How many kids do you want to have= four
24. Do you have any pets= Only imaginary ones
25. Do you want to change your name= I will be making it legal soon.
26. What did you do for your last birthday= A surprise party ๐Ÿ™‚
27. What time did you wake up today = 7am. Then took a nap at 10 and woke again at 12. I think that equals 9am!
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Sleeping. yay!
29. Name something you can’t wait for= To see Meeka get married!
30. Last time you saw your Mother= ‘Yesterday! ๐Ÿ™‚
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = I wish there wasn’t a big hole in our wall.
32. What are you listening to right now =Hubs playing computer games and giggling at the characters jokes.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom= Yes. And a cat named Tom too.
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now= The cold.
35. Most visited webpage= My google reader and Facebook and twitter
36. Whats your full real name = Lets skip this one for now…
37. Nicknames= We’ve covered this
38. Relationship Status = Happily Married!
39. Zodiac sign = Taurus
40. Male or female? = Female
44. Hair colour = the kind that really needs a touch up.
45. Long or short = Meduim at the moment,
46. Height = I am just between 5ft 10in and 5ft 11in
47. Do you have a crush on someone? =Hubs is one lucky guy.
48: What do you like about yourself? = I am so totally not self centered. And never ever talk about myself.
49. Piercings= 5 in my ears. 3 in my left and 3 in my right.
50. Tattoos = Just one for now.
51. Righty or lefty= righty is tighty

52. First surgery = on my ears when I was a kidling
53. First piercing= ears when I was 10.
54. First best friend= Probably some boys hat lived down the street
55. First sport you joined = Gymnastics. Then I quit. Then Tap Dance then I quit. So not into sports.
56. First vacation= Oh the irony, South Africa when I was 18months.
58. First pair of trainers = Is that like a bra?

59. Eating = A tiny bit of custard that I resued from the explosion in my microwave.
60. Drinking = my spit.
61. I’m about to = Go clean the microwave. And then the kichen. And probably the house. in that order.
62. Listening to = myself repeat my answer from number somewhere up there.
63. Waiting on = summer baby.

64. Want kids?: Yes.
65. Get Married? Check
66. Career? yebo. Freelance writing while being a beach bum mongrel

67. Lips or eyes= eyes… lips… both…
68. Hugs or kisses= I actually have a thing against random people touching me
69. Shorter or taller= taller
70. Older or Younger = older
71. Romantic or spontaneous = It hink they are one in the same
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = I’m big into arms.
73. Sensitive or loud = loud
74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship only
75. Trouble maker or hesitant= What is this asking? do you even speak english?

76. Kissed a stranger = Nope.
77. Drank hard liquor= Yep.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = I am sure I lost my glasses once. But found them a little while later.
79. Sex on first date= meh. No.
80. Broken someone’s heart = Sure have. Sorry to the entire grade 12 class. I really was not that into you.
81. Had your own heart broken = Yes.
82. Been arrested = Only by the grace of God I am sure. Meeka and I= trouble.
83. Turned someone down = without a doubt.
84. Cried when someone died = obviously
85. Fallen for a friend? = Stupid question.

86. Yourself = yes
87. Miracles= Yes
88. Love at first sight?= No. I believe in attraction at first sight and I believe that love is a choice.
89. Heaven= yes
90. Santa Claus = Never did the santa thing.
91. Kiss on the first date= Nope. Hubs got to wait 2 months for my kisses.
92. Angels= Yes, but not like everyone else does.

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time= nope
95. Did you sing today? = Life is nothing but a musical!
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = I cheat in poker all the time. Does that count?
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= I wouldn’t. What has happened in the past has made me who I am.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Any one of the days that my friends and I hooked up and partied the night away. Love you girls!
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?= Not so much. Obviously
100. Posting this as 100 truths? I already did.

So that was a bit retarded. Maybe its not the POSTING of a note that is retarded but the time that you spendย  to fill out something so retarded that make you a retard.

Oh well… Clap for the retard.



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12 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Mimi Miller  |  June 14, 2009 at 5:30 am

    That was one heck of a survey! I only have two questions…. What are you changing your name to? and “summer baby?”

    • 2. touchingjoy  |  June 14, 2009 at 6:12 am

      I still haven’t made my new last name legal. Thats the only change. BUT the paperwork to do so is horrifying. I’m procrastinating.

      • 3. touchingjoy  |  June 14, 2009 at 6:15 am

        Oh yes, and its still winter here in the southern Hemisphere. Baby would be more of a term of excitement that of an actual child. Sorry for the confusion there! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • 4. Mimi Miller  |  June 15, 2009 at 12:47 am

        Wow, here it is automatic when you get married…. the name not the “summer baby.”

  • 5. ScoMan  |  June 14, 2009 at 7:59 am

    I have a thing against anybody touching me, not just random people.

    Except my neice of course. She’s allowed to. Because she’s special (and she’s too young to understand the rules.. and my threats)

    • 6. touchingjoy  |  June 14, 2009 at 11:31 am

      It’s like that. You have to give way to those who do not understand the rules. or you know, they’ll hate you their entire life.

  • 7. Hillbilly Duhn  |  June 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Why you gotta be knockin bein a retard? You know, I may take offense to that, because there is often times that I am truly retarded. In fact, it’s even become a term of endearment in my household, cause we are all retarded. It’s just a way of life.


  • 8. MiSS RAmbLEs  |  June 14, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    this is a really good, and as someone who recently started following you a good way to get to know you…i may borrow/steal this in the future:)

  • 9. LiLu  |  June 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    100! Damn! You are a more patient person than I. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • 10. touchingjoy  |  June 15, 2009 at 10:46 pm

      ah but notice… the numbers aren’t really all there… Just an illusion of 100… obviously! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • 11. ChinkyMel  |  June 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    LOLS @ cheating at poker. hehehehe I cheated in a couple exams… does that count? hehehe

    • 12. touchingjoy  |  June 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm

      Totally counts. No doubt.


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