Noisy Neighbors

April 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm 10 comments

We have new neighbors at the Hiccup’s home.

No I am not being cute here. I really did get new neighbors.

Not cute ones either. They have lived there one night and I have learned the following things about them:

1. They like many things mainly, short big men… who are very short; dance music at odd hours and lots of alcohol

2. Favourite activities include: stealing my parking and singing very loudly along with the ‘beep beeps beeps’ of doof doof music

3. Habits include: leaving the front door open during their clothed orgies, and irritating us by knocking on the door to ask us odd questions when we have ultra conservative guests over.

4. Reason that I dislike them: They hit on my husband with their sultry drunken eyes

And so, I plot my revenge.

Passive aggression is awesome.


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10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Hillbilly Duhn  |  April 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    ‘beep beeps beeps’ of doof doof music ~That is funny!! I don’t know what kind of music that is, but funny none the less!!!

    Oh,I would totally be plotting revenge for the sultry drunken eye flirtation!

  • 2. sleepyjane  |  April 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Let the games begin! lol

    No seriously. That would p*ss me off.

  • 3. Being Brazen  |  April 14, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    They sound sooo annoying….

  • 4. Ron  |  April 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    LOL…is this the one where you mistaken for a moose or something….like a while ago? Let me know what your revenge is…make sure you scout the area first.

  • 5. Random Hiccups  |  April 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Glad you guys all agree. I will be filling you in on the dets.

    (by dets I totally mean the gansta word for details. Because I just AM that cool)

  • 6. Cheryl  |  April 14, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    What are you going to do?? I’m so excited.
    I love plotting revenges.

  • 7. Christina  |  April 14, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    We have a neighbor like that also. it’s the worst. Gouge her eyes out… I won’t tell!

  • 8. ScoMan  |  April 15, 2009 at 5:34 am

    Revenge is a wonderful thing. Especially against annoying neighbours who upset the balance of the whole neighbourhood.

    At least once every two weeks I will lay awake in bed planning a violent end for the noisy bastards next door.

  • 9. TheChicGeek  |  April 15, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    That sucks….LOL! Plan carefully…LOL 🙂

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